i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
