I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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