let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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