Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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