If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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