windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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