I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
