talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
