I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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