I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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