You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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