every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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