Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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