Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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