From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
