1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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