Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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