I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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