He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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