The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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