I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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