My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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