Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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