Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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