how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
