Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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