Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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