Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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