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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
And then my night got REAL pukey
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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