Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You're like the curious george of whores
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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