Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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