Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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