So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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