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is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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