Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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