super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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