your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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