i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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