We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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