i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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