We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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