everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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