Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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