i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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