The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
