i barfeds in our rink
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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