Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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