Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my shit smells like andre
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
