Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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