One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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