gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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