I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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