Can i not drive my cunt home
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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